Personal Metaphors

If I were a/an ____ I would be a/an ______ because.....

• 1. Animal
•  Scorpion, because I'm pretty to look at but get pissed when I'm touched
• 2. Car
• Older Mustang because I'm sporty but not flashy about it
• 3. Article of Clothing
• A bra because I support my friends and family
• 4. Day of the Week.
• Saturday because no one does anything on Saturday's and I'm really lazy
• 5. Food
• Chocolate Mousse because I like chocolate mousse and it's squishy and I'm kinda flabby idk
• 6. Color
• White because my skin color is pretty much transparent
• 7. Movie
•  Mean Girls because I quote that movie ALL THE TIME
• 8. Fragrance
• Vanilla because I like cupcakes
• 9. Type of Building
• A temple because they're pointy and pretty
• 10. Plant
• A Venus Fly trap because you don't see those everyday
• 11. Musical Instrument
• The bagpipes because they're the most annoying instrument I can think of
• 12. Geometric Shape
• A diamond because they're a gem and gems are kinda related to metals and I like silver not gold. Diamond is closer to silver
• 13. Piece of Furniture
• A couch because that's where I spend 98% of my time.
• 14. Song
• Colors of The Wind from Pocahontas because I love nature
• 15. Appliance or Machinery
• A washing machine because I'm a woman and we wash dishes
• 16. Television Character
• Sheldon Cooper because I'm so smart that it irritates everyone else
• 17. Season of the Year
• Summer because I love the heat
• 18. Natural Phenomenon
• A wildfire, again because I love the heat
• 19. Cartoon or Comic Character 
• Iron Man because someday I will be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist minus the playboy part because I'm not that desperate.
• Word
• Defenestrate, because it means to throw out the window and I'm kinda irrational like that